January 2009
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Going Out With A Voom
The last post of the year (as it is technically going up at 11:45pm); Tom Cruise with a lightsaber seems oddly fitting.
December 2008
31 posts
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A Simple Request
Remember when you are out partying to be weary of drinking and driving. There will probably be checkpoints and your nuts might itch.
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"We Are Livin' in the 21st Century"
There are so many quotes from this video, I don’t even know what is appropriate to repeat. It’s absolutely mesmerizing. Trust me when I say that it keeps getting weirder and weirder. “He won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silvers. All he’s offering you is a side of penis.” “They don’t know ‘bout the bottom. They don’t know...
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The Wicker Man
I feel like I’ve been seeing a lot of old friends lately, so I thought I’d revisit an old youtube friend as well. Most of you have probably seen this, but if not then you are in for a treat. These are the best scenes from the movie “The Wicker Man” starring Nick Cage. Yes, these are actual un-doctored scenes from the movie. Enjoy multiple times.
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You Said It, Clarance
Shieeeeeeeet.
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I Don't Think They Wanted This For Christmas
Be sure to turn your volume up so you can here what the kid in the middle says.
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This Makes Me Sad
This might be the saddest product ever invented. The ironic part is that the more effectively it worked the more sad it would actually get (from the POV of a 3rd party observer, of course). Thanks Eric!
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A Very WTF Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas from all of the Mariah Carey-loving manboys out there!
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Lump of Coal
Here is a rather large image dump. Hopefully no one took their holiday vacation to a place with dial-up. And finally, some animated gifs… Happy Holidays!
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Just Like Everybody Else
This commercial is great because it is funny, but also makes me a little bit sad. Also, chocolate Skittles are awful.
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I'll Sweep The Floor! *SOB*
She just wanted it to snow, so she sprayed a fire extinguisher. Her dad did it and apparently it was quite cool. It seems to have just gotten her yelled at. Surprisingly enough, it also seemed to wake everyone up. What a shock. For additional snowlulz, please see this companion video:
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You Had Me At "Crack In The Car"
One of my favorite things about the holiday season is year-end lists. Here is one that is pure gold. The 10 Sluttiest Girls of Maury Povich.
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BITCH GIMMIE A NUGGET!
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Spaghetti Cat
The video has all the explanation necessary. Just watch.
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More Movies Should Be Designed Around Shaq
Sorry for the late post. This time it wasn’t alcohol related. There was a power outage last night before I could update. Now enjoy some Steel (the Shaq superhero movie). Thanks Eric!
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Flight of the Conchords, Season 2 Ep 1
I really enjoyed the first season, and now the first episode of the second season is online for free a few weeks before its HBO premiere. It’s not as good as some of the better season one episodes, but it’s a good way to see if this is a show you’d be interested in.
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Clint Eastwood, The Growler
Not only would Clint Eastwood have made an excellent old Batman had they made Dark Knight Returns about 10 years ago, he would also apparently make an excellent old Wolverine. P.S. Sorry for the delayed post. Drinking + Bowling + Escalators.
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20% Of Men Have Never Been Shy, Ever.
Ladies, I can vouch for all of the methods in this video. With these tactics, getting a man will be a cinch. Time traveling back to the 80’s, not as easy.
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OMG PONIES!!!
Didn’t get to see look for too much funny stuff today, so here are a few images I’ve been saving. BTW, I actually took the fork picture.
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Wunder Boner
His wife will love it.
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Love In This Pizza Establishment.
This is an older video, but I was reminded of it today by an article looking back at the year of viral videos. There is just something about animatronic animals singing an Usher song that I find infinitely amusing.
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Who Dat Ninja Kitten?
I don’t know about you, but this really creeps me out.
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DROP DEAD!
This old lady has some amazing acting chops. Notice the terror on her face when she realizes there are only three rounds left in the clip. Supposedly she is trying out for this Xbox commercial. P.S. Does anyone else think she looks like Danny DeVito in drag?
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He's Screaming What We're All Thinking
The fear that this kid shows of puppets makes me believe that he may have actually been attacked by them at some point, possibly in his dreams. I’m pretty sure by the end of the clip the puppets have invaded his thoughts and he is trying to beat them out.
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Laugh Now, You'll Be Having Nightmares Later
Here is a Korean Manboy singing Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body.” He will hunt you down. Really. Thanks (I guess) Brian.
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I Jizzed In My Pants
From the guys that brought you Lazy Sunday, Dick in a Box, The Bing Bong Brothers, Just 2 Guys and The Natalie Portman Rap comes the newest sensation. I’m sure this is going to be all over the internets by tomorrow. They have a full album coming out in February. I’m excited.
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DON'T LOOK AT ME!
A producer throws a tantrum while his audio is broadcast. I particularly like how the reporter keeps wanting to instinctively look at the guy as he shouts at her. Stay classy, MSNBC.
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Black Dynamite
I am actually really excited to see this movie. It’s premiering at Sundance. Here is the redband trailer. Might not be safe for work (boobies): UPDATE! Better trailer! Here is the previous trailer posted: And here is a safe for work clip: Thanks Brian.
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Isn't He Cute? What's That Giant Thing In His Ear?
Now your grandparents have a reason to look like douchebags! This is an actual commercial that I first saw on TV. Reminds me of the classic HD Vision Glasses that protect against dangerous glare. For those who haven’t seen it:
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Nothing an Ass-Slap Won't Fix
I found this clip last week, but was unable to find a version that was embeddable. Luckily Failblog decided to fix that.
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Image Dump
The funny picture folder has been filling up. Time for a pressure release.